I went to feed the ducks one day
Upon Hanley Park Lake
And as I walked towards the ducks
I saw a T-bone steak
I wondered why it just lay there
And so I asked it how, it got there
But it's answer was,
"I used to be a cow"
I said, "Oh, you can speak!"
And then, "How did that come to be?"
But then it's only answer was,
"I want to be a tree!"
I fetched my spade and dug a hole
Not deep, twelve inches round
And then I took the T-bone steak
And placed it in the ground
Now when I go to feed the ducks
If I'm feeling hungry
I go and pick prime cuts of beef
From my special T-bone tree!
